Couple of Pages from a Fool’s Diary

Reminder Ting...in my Office mail box...Mail from my friend reminding me that today is last date for the submitting the Final soft copy of Dissertation for completing my Masters. 

Shaks....yaar..


AGAIN...missed the last line in schedule mail, which was sent earlier. I know you are curious 2 Know what went missing last time...even if ur not ...I have decided to tell you...Last time I have missed my mid-sem presentation date.... I was around all day..going..around the office but never went in to present my Dissertation for Mid Sem evaluation ....Later sorted it out with few apology mails.


Looked at my mail box again "Submit soft copy EOD by today... EOD-End of the day...EOD-End of the day.... Voice inside told me.. arey still 6 hours more for End of the day... but i have shift till 10.30PM it will be 11.30 by the time I reach home...


How..How..How


Looked at my manager, he was busy...then I looked at him again..... now a more close up shot.....the way in the cameraman zooms in to faces of daily soaps... (I hate Daily soaps).Sir, I have 2 leave early... (Probably...only time sir is added to your mangers name...is while asking for leave) another close up shot... His eyes went closer and then the reply came "Y". Conveyed him the fact that I am standing on the edge of soup bowl...if he does not let me go... I will be in soup... He said "go ahead" as if he gave me 100% hike...Gave the shift updates to my colleague. Started & finished planning how I will be doing this and by the time I reached ground floor..


Coming out of office... Realized my pocket is left with only 20Rs after eating up Birayni in the food republic... aaaaah... I thought...ok no worries.... lets walk up to the road and take shared auto... got in to a auto... it started raining slightly and the moment I got down from the auto at Ameerpet it started raining heavily so ran in to a bus stop...


Auto Auto......I was shouting from the bus stop at ameerpet a place 2 Km from my house. Considering that, I will pay him by taking money from home....one guy stopped. I ran in towards the auto......"Till ESI". i said...two stops form here.....normally it charges...20Rs.. He said NO... as if he was hunting for a bigger prey... I was almost wet and came back running to bus stop...again...


Auto Auto..... Another recap... "Till ESI"... he said 100 rupees.....what non-sense...are you gone mad it is two stops from here not even 2km..I said...Go to hell... (Water was dripping on to my face from the little hair... I had left with... I was feeling like one of the main protagonist in the daily soaps... who looks as if whole world's problem is on his shoulder...)


I ran back to a travels shop.... next to bus stop... to avoid glares of people who does not know. That I am on critical mission....


Shop owner was furious and was shouting on people coming in for shelter. This guy’s concentration was mostly on people who looked poor... (home less) as they wont be his future customer...i cursed whole system being  selfish... money oriented... and the autowala's for using the "Chance pe Dance" strategy....there is nothing called humanity. Then a Auto stopped "Till ESI"... he said 60 rupees... bugger asking 3 times... I said 40 as the Dissertation soft copy was on the Line....... finally fixed it for 50 rupees and came home....


Thank God..! I have worked on it last weekend it self... just had to organize things in an order....these word Reports. Indexes...Page numbers...Done... finished and sent it by 11.45. and went to bed with an expression of achievement on my face....and looking on events of the today(Mail,EOD,Rain,Autowala's,shopowner) how screwed.. it got. but ended well...


"We all get in small obstacles in life...on daily basis. It is our Will to achieve our goal...will keep us on the path which lead us to the success"   
                                                                       


oooww hang on....what non-sense...i don’t want give these inspirational touchy things....and End..blogs with inspiration quotes from philosphers...... My blogs are not preachy... preachy...


Oh come on yaar...! Its okey... it happens. It happens with everyone. There is no need to curse society, autowala's, shop owner’s.... No need to feel bad or inspire...take resolutions...out of One or Two bad days...


The best things you can do is luk back.... laugh it off with few friends as i did...and get up late next morning.. When its bright and sunny not Raining...


Next day:


Oh god...I am late...    Auto Auto......"Till Ameerpet..." He said. No.... and started moving... after few sec's.. Auto stopped... I went nearer... autowala said...come till Main road...I have school kids to pickup.. So I cant drop you at "Ameerpet".okey...after getting down i offered him 10rs..He gave me 5rs back...looking at my strange expression..He gave me a smile and told me.. "Saab ..zarurath se zyada paise hazam nahi hothe"(means.. Sir, we wont be able to digest more than we actually require...)


HA..AH New bright sunny day....another entiry in to a diary.........  


 Those were Couple of pages from a Fool’s diary.....

OH MY GOD! WHAT A MATCH

OH MY GOD! WHAT A MATCH.I have bolded the first sentence for the simple reason that this being the first thing I have ever been writing and not knowing what to write after that sentence,From last 3 minutes..I kept on rewriting the same thing on the same sentence. Guess what, by telling you this. I filled up almost 1,2,3… lines of my post (he he... what ever) . Now coming back to the match. It is the IPL between Punjab and Chennai. It went till the Super over.

OO hang on! This not about cricket this is something about how I wrote my first post. Now it’s around 1.47AM of 22 of March 2010. Let’s Rewind

(I thought of using picture of a clock. As my friend told me that if you use pictures it will give you length. Now I would like to tell my friend, Dear if you can fill the first paragraph like that you don’t need a Pic… or worry about length of the post…)

Ok Ok… Lets Rewind….

It was around 10.45pm yesterday (technically) I went to sleep after watching cricket match for around 45min and deciding that Chennai will win the match. At 11.33pm (as per my call logs) “Beku” called saying Chennai screwed up, it is a draw “scores at level” .it came to Super Over to decide the winner. After the super over Due to the Yuraj Singh’s magical display of strokes losing Punjab team won. Mean while my roommate.” Patel saab” came in to the flat after watching a movie in which hero kills himself due to love failure and started preaching about L-O-V-E.

Mr. Li” and Me bugged “Patel saab” as his Preach, breached in to cricketing atmosphere and fact being he himself few year back was a big lovser(loser in love).

I forgot mention another roommate “Mr. Li” who sitting next to me while we were watching cricket. He is a great sportsman, athlete and fitness freak. I need to appoint stenographer to just type his introduction. Once “Mr.Li” told me “he will kill himself…if he get to my weight or get my six pack“ (jealous – you know what I mean)

“After a while came back to my bedroom rested flat on my Bed thinking, (“why does the…{that was a stupid Thought}… ok…. {Another stupid thought} aaa forget it…

Then at 1.01 AM, I sent a message to Beku “Sleeping?” and Forwarded the same to my another friend Abey…and was going through my contact list…

MY phone Rang….
Beku
Calling…

“ Yo bro did not sleep yet?”

He said “no”

I told him lets do some thing new and creative… this weekend…

Then to my surprise replay came

“I am thinking ways to approach…her…”

I said “What”… Are you serious?

If my dad likes her, I will marry her…

(I guess my suggestion of doing new and creative … he took it seriously)

Oooooh oooooooh two weeks back beku told me. In the opposite flat where he lives there is “sathsang”- a society where they preach some sort of spirituality, meditation and being silent… He saw a girl very good looking…(I don’t know what is his metrics for a good-looking girl… but he said it twice.) and yesterday, I made fun him. When he said she is not coming from last week… I asked him how he got to know? has he joined…society?

He told me NO – He get as he was unable to find her shoes in the corridor…

I said what -- shoes? What non-sense….

To pull his leg… further… I asked him steal her shoes so that, while she searches for her shoes he can talk to her.

He gave me the same disgusting smile. Which I am used to get for my PJ’s… and left.

Now coming back to our call…. At 1.01 AM….

After he said…

IF my dad likes her. I will marry her…

I told him…steal the girls shoe and your father shoes also…. so that they get talking….

I could feel his… irritation in the radiation of the phone… to pacify…

I told him of I ever wrote a book or something I will definitely write this…story (I have been telling this to all my friends…)

I wished him all the best… cut the call

Sleeping on my Bed….

I thought that this Guy is so different from her… she is in to a Society where they teach mediation and being silent…. where as my friend is loud, outgoing… he likes noise…
Till last year his point one: On his do before you die List was “ Going to a Disco”
Now he is interested a girl who is completely…opposite… and forgot to tell you this society she goes they even preach…being single all the life…

I could not have flunked in any exam in college. If papers had a question

“ List the differences between these two instead of (conductor and inductor)?"

And at 1 .40 … while looking at my fan spinning… The thought came to my mind..

OH MY GOD! WHAT A MATCH!

now its 1.44AM of 22 of March 2010.

You want to know what I did after that… read it from the beginning.